CHRISTMAS GREETINGS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS

I trust you are all ready for the special day. Presents wrapped: turkey stuffed: Cake iced: Decorations up? Are you ready for the Queens speech, Morecambe and Wise and Bruce Forsythe? If you do not get any wise cracker jokes this year, I have included some thoughts to help your indigestion after Christmas Dinner!

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Happy debating??

This is a special time of year isn’t it.

We celebrate the birth of Jesus.
Why do I mention this –
well I could write pages but try reading John 3:16 as a start.

MAY THE LORD BLESS YOU IN THE NEXT YEAR

 

See you in 2001?

AHKRM and Fletch

362771 days until the next Millennium